i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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