It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
