i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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