The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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