What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
zippers are such a cool invention
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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