those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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