I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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