It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize