gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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