I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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