Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Do plants get herpes?
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