peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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