(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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