I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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