i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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