So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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