Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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