It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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I checked into jail on foursquare
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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