If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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