me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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