if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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