Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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