susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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