Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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