do herpes really smell.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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