just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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