I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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