There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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