I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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