That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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