thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You've changed since you got that strap on
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