i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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