I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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