You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize