Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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