On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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