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Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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