Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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