i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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