You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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