Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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