I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
one might say we're banned from that church
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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