Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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