I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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