dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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