At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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