Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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