am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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