After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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