Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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