He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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